Ramzan Ki Dua SMS

Ramadan mubarak
Ki ibtida hai
Allah hamein zyada se zyada
Nekian kamane
Aur buraiyon se door
Hone ki toufeeq ata farmaye
Ameen

Hindi Ramzan SMS

Gul ne gulshan se gul faam bheja hai,
Sitaron ne aasmaan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho aapko Ramzan ka yeh mahina,
Yeh paigaam hum ne sirf aapko bheja hai.

Ramzam SMS

R  : roze rakho
A  : allah se daro
M : masjid ko jao
Z  : zakat do
A  : aamaal achhi karo
N  : namaz padho

Aapko Jhooth Bolne Ki Aadat Hai

Na hume aapse sikwa hai, na sikayat hai,
Hume toh bas aap hi se chahat hai,
Koi aa kar keh de aapko muhabbat nahi hai humse,
Hum toh yehi kahenge aapko jhooth bolne ki aadat hai.

Namaste Sasur Ji

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
Dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Wo ji tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
Kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste sasur ji.

Woh Manoranjan Kar Hai

Judge- “tum sweekar karte ho ki tumne apni patni
Ko peeta hai”
Abhiyukt- “ji hujoor,, sweekar karta hun”
Judge- “thik hai, tum par pachaas rupaye pachaas paise
Jurmaana kiya jaata hai”
Abhiyukt- “hujoor, pachaas rupaye toh samajh me aaye,
Lekin pachaas paise kis baat ke?”
Judge- “woh manoranjan kar hai”

Woh Ganja Hai

Mahesh- “mere bhai ka koi baal baanka
Nahi kar sakta”
Kamal- “kya woh bahut bahadoor hai?”
Mahesh- “nahi, woh ganja hai”

Aur Batao Aap Kaise Ho

Excellent mind
Masoom chehra
Mithi aawaz
Khubsurat aankhen
Perfect personality
Khushmijaaj andaz
Yeh toh hui meri baat
Aur batao aap kaise ho?

Tumhein Zarurat Hai Nahane Ki

Apne pyar ko mat chhupao,
Isey zarurat hai jatane ki,

Apni khubsurti ko mat chhupao,
Isey zarurat hai dikhane ki,

Ab aur perfume mat lagao,
Tumhein zarurat hai nahane ki.

Jo Message Padh Raha Hai

Ek bandar ka bacha apni maa se:
Maa main itna badsurat kyun hoon
Maa: beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
Usey dheko jo message padh raha hai.