Namaste Sasur Jee

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas khata
Dekh kar patni ne pati se kaha – oh jee, tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
Kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste sasur jee....

Cockroach Jokes

Naukrani: “malkin,, chhote baba ne cockroach kha liya hai.”
Malkin: “oh God,, Doctor ko bulao”
Naukrani: “aap tension na lo,
Maine chhote baba ko cockroach maarne ka dawa pila dia hai.”