Sardarni: kitni baar kaha hai raat ko phone charging par mat rakha karo, blast ho jayega...
Sardar: tu chinta mat kar soniye, maine battery nikal li hai....
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Teacher: jis aadmi ke dono haath nahi hote
use Hindi aur English me kya kehte hain...
student: Hindi me "thakur" aur
English me "handsfree"
