Hindi Kanjoos SMS
Titanic ke saath kanjoos bhi doob raha tha
Aur hans bhi raha tha
Dost: Oye,, tu hans kyun raha hai?
Kanjoos: Shukr hai main ne return ticket nahi khareeda...
Kanjoos SMS in Hindi
Ek kanjoos khali katore me roti duba kar kha raha tha
Waiter ne dekha toh puchha "Aap yeh kya kar rahe hain"
Kanjoos ne jawaab diya "Main math ka teacher hun aur daal
suppose kar ke kha raha hun"
Kanjoos Aur Dukandar Jokes
Kanjoos: yaar zara tooth brush dena mere brush ka ek baal toot gaya hai.
Dukandar: ek baal toota toh naya kyun le rahe ho.
Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.
Kanjoos Jokes SMS
Shaadi me ek kanjoos bahut der tak khata raha,
Kisi ne puchha bhai kab tak khate rahoge?
Kanjoos: yaar main khud kha kha kar thak gaya hun,
par kya karoon card me likha tha “dinner 7 to 10pm"
Kanjoos Jokes in Hindi
Kanjoos: abdullah shah ghazi ke mazaar jaoge?
Taxi driver: haan jaunga.
Kanjoos ne jeb se jari ka beg nikala aur kaha:
Wapsi me langar ki biryani lete aana.
Hindi Kanjusi SMS
A kanjoos called a newspaper office and asked: mera baap mar gaya
hai, kya charges hongay?
Newspaper: rs.50 per word.
Kanjoos: oh bohat ziyada hain, acha likho “sohan bhai died”.
Newspaper: sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Kanjoos: oh ho! Jara sochnay do….. Acha likho……. ……… .
Sohan bhai died – suzuki for sale .
Hindi Kanjoos Message
Kanjush ne arbi ko khoon de kar uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usey Mercedes gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurut padi,
Kanjoos ne phir khoon diya.
Ab ke baar arbi ne laddu gift kiye,
Kanjoos: Gusse se, "Mercedez kyun nahi di?"
Arbi: munna,, ab hamare andar bhi kanjoos ka khoon daud raha hai.
Kanjoos SMS Message in Hindi
Ek kanjoos 14 manjila imarat se neche gira,
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki me
Apni biwi ko roti pakate hue dekha
Toh chilla kar bola
Meri roti nahi pakana,,,
Hindi Kanjus SMS
Kanjoos: yeh kela kitne ka hai.
Dukandaar: 1 rupaya
Kanjoos: 60 paisa ka de do.
Dukandaar: 60 paise me toh sirf chhilka milega.
Kanjoos: yeh le 40 paise, chhilka rakhle aur sirf kela de de.
